parliamentrook:

accidentally made a coyote skull to summon a 90s glitter gel pen demon 

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

thomasbngalter:

when ur friends say really fatphobic shit and ur standin like right there

 - Hawlucha cry
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woahpunch:

jiggin:

bootythug:

Hawlucha’s cry leaked!

I heard the first second and I closed my browser.

I LOVE THIS POKE

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

floralls:

English Bluebell Wood (by Alan MacKenzie)

floralls:

English Bluebell Wood (by Alan MacKenzie)

thegestianpoet:

strong early internet memories:

  • the invader zim slash fandom
  • runescape
  • youtube before it was big
  • albinoblacksheep
  • downloading ok go songs off limewire 

themightyberkian:

minamarrrina:

True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.

You don’t understand how perfect this is.

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

Three Days Grace - Break
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foggypebble:

Break - Three Days Grace

cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame